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Total Medals Earned: 59 (From 18 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 790 Points

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 2/13/10
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

D-Day Defender

First Blood Unlocked 6/21/09
10 Points
Kill your first enemy.
Game Over 10 Points Let history take its course.
Having a Blast 10 Points Launch your first mortar strike.
Movie Fan 10 Points Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Pacifist 10 Points Die without killing a single enemy.
Cannon Fodder 25 Points Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Collateral 25 Points Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
FLAK Expert 25 Points Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Panzerschreck 25 Points Destroy 6 tanks.
Getting the Hang of it 50 Points Stay alive for 50 hours.
Hang in There 50 Points Regain your health after nearly dying.
Massacre 50 Points Destroy 500 enemies.
Get Out More 100 Points Survive for 250 hours.
Master Tactician 100 Points Chain 4 explosions.

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/500 points)

Depict1

Believe Me Unlocked 8/21/10
5 Points
Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Truth Unlocked 8/21/10
5 Points
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Bridge Unlocked 8/21/10
10 Points
Use the button to create a bridge.
Idiot Unlocked 8/21/10
25 Points
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Immortal 5 Points Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Leap of Faith 25 Points Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Save Me 25 Points Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Save Us 25 Points Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Trapped Forever 50 Points Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Free 100 Points Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?

Medals Earned: 4/10 (45/275 points)

EON

PILGRIM Unlocked 2/28/10
10 Points
Complete the entire first ring of levels.
JUDGE 10 Points Rate 5 or more user levels.
EXPLORER 25 Points Complete the entire first and second ring of levels.
JUNIOR 25 Points Complete the first level under par in all three categories.
JURY 25 Points Rate 50 or more user levels.
AMATEUR 50 Points Complete 5 or more levels under par in all three categories.
LEGEND 50 Points Complete all three rings of levels.
PRO 50 Points Complete 15 or more levels under par in all three categories.
CHAMPION 100 Points Complete all levels under par in all three categories.
EXECUTIONER 100 Points Rate 100 or more user levels.

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/445 points)

Freeway Fury 2

Jump Unlocked 1/26/12
5 Points
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Motorcycle Unlocked 1/26/12
5 Points
Steal a motorcycle.
Oncoming 500 Unlocked 1/26/12
5 Points
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Run Over Unlocked 1/26/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tank Unlocked 1/26/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Long Distance Unlocked 1/26/12
10 Points
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Takedown Unlocked 1/26/12
10 Points
Destroy a vehicle.
Freeway Exit 5 Points Take the freeway exit.
Police Car 5 Points Steal a police car.
Close Escape 10 Points Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Finish Line 1 10 Points Reach the left-most finish line.
Finish Line 2 10 Points Reach the second finish line.
Finish Line 3 10 Points Reach the third finish line.
Finish Line 4 10 Points Reach the fourth finish line.
Finish Line 5 10 Points Reach the fifth finish line.
Finish Line 6 10 Points Reach the sixth finish line.
Finish Line 7 10 Points Reach the right-most finish line.
Jump x3 10 Points Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Oncoming 1500 10 Points Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Oncoming Exit 10 Points Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Speed Reversal 10 Points Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Jump x6 25 Points Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Oncoming 3000 25 Points Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Jump x8 50 Points Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
5000 XP Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jet Jumper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jet Plane Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Alien Roadkill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tank Destroyed Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Boss Defeated Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/30 (45/360 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/23/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry 10 Points Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out 10 Points Get the clock
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/500 points)

Invisible Runner

SHISH KEBAB Unlocked 2/11/10
10 Points
Lose a life on the stakes.
30,000 POINTS Unlocked 2/11/10
25 Points
Achieve 30,000 points
EARLY DEATH 5 Points Lose a life on the second level.
SPARKLING DEATH 10 Points Die electrocuted
50,000 POINTS 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
GAME COMPLETED 50 Points Finish all 25 levels
INVISIBILITY 50 Points Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
3 LIVES 100 Points Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
75,000 POINTS 100 Points Achieve 75,000 points
INVISIBLE MEDAL 100 Points Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game

Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/500 points)

Manhattan Project

Pump up the Volume Unlocked 6/22/10
5 Points
Reach chaos for the first time
I came prepared. Unlocked 6/22/10
25 Points
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Einstein Approves 25 Points Buy the Atomic Bomb
Hero-shima 25 Points Purchase all of the store upgrades.
E=MCpwned 50 Points Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
You must be a relative... 50 Points Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Teacher's Pet 100 Points Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Extinction Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/290 points)

Pico's School DX

Overkill Unlocked 5/5/13
25 Points
When winning just isn't enough...
Tankmen Unlocked 5/5/13
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Save The Day Unlocked 5/5/13
100 Points
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Brutal 10 Points You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
Bruckheimer 50 Points Make a big explosion!
Time Attack 50 Points A new lap record!
Necro Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Locker Knocker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Marc Summers Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Scat Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tap That Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/370 points)