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Total Medals Earned: 59 (From 18 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 790 Points

Applez

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)

Aversion to death 5 Points

Complete an easy level without dying

Dog person 5 Points

Stomp a cat

Obey gravity, it's the law 5 Points

Attempt to double jump

REALLY a dog person 5 Points

Stomp a cat while fat

Brutal takedown 10 Points

Mid-air axe death

Like a chubby vampire 10 Points

Death by spikes when fat

Skilled at not dying 10 Points

Complete a hard level without dying

Slow and steady 10 Points

Get to the flag when fat

Jump, magic jump 25 Points

Find and use the golden bounce pad

Untouchable 25 Points

Complete a hard level without taking damage

Curious 50 Points

Find a secret area

Godslayer 50 Points

Defeat the cat god

Royal rainbow 50 Points

Vomit on the princess

Collector 100 Points

Find all 3 secret areas

Armed Prophet

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Zombie Meat 10 Points

Get killed by a zombie.

Alien Juice 10 Points

Get killed by an alien.

Robot Fuel 10 Points

Get killed by a robot.

Alcoholic 25 Points

Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points

Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Armed Prophet 25 Points

Unlock all weapons.

Chairman 25 Points

Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

Classic Hero 25 Points

Play through every stage.

Hand it Over 25 Points

Kill Zomboss.

Kill Smiley 25 Points

Kill Smileborg

Skull 25 Points

Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

The Freeman 25 Points

Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points

Kill ZOMG

Handy Man 50 Points

Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points

Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Smiley Hater 50 Points

Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Testosterowned 50 Points

Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

D-Day Defender

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/500 points)

First Blood 10 Points

Kill your first enemy.

Game Over 10 Points

Let history take its course.

Having a Blast 10 Points

Launch your first mortar strike.

Movie Fan 10 Points

Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.

Pacifist 10 Points

Die without killing a single enemy.

Cannon Fodder 25 Points

Kill 100 footsoldiers.

Collateral 25 Points

Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.

FLAK Expert 25 Points

Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.

Panzerschreck 25 Points

Destroy 6 tanks.

Getting the Hang of it 50 Points

Stay alive for 50 hours.

Hang in There 50 Points

Regain your health after nearly dying.

Massacre 50 Points

Destroy 500 enemies.

Get Out More 100 Points

Survive for 250 hours.

Master Tactician 100 Points

Chain 4 explosions.

Depict1

Medals Earned: 4/10 (45/275 points)

Believe Me 5 Points

Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.

Truth 5 Points

Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.

Bridge 10 Points

Use the button to create a bridge.

Idiot 25 Points

Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.

Immortal 5 Points

Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.

Leap of Faith 25 Points

Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.

Save Me 25 Points

Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.

Save Us 25 Points

Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.

Trapped Forever 50 Points

Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.

Free 100 Points

Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?

EON

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/445 points)

PILGRIM 10 Points

Complete the entire first ring of levels.

JUDGE 10 Points

Rate 5 or more user levels.

EXPLORER 25 Points

Complete the entire first and second ring of levels.

JUNIOR 25 Points

Complete the first level under par in all three categories.

JURY 25 Points

Rate 50 or more user levels.

AMATEUR 50 Points

Complete 5 or more levels under par in all three categories.

LEGEND 50 Points

Complete all three rings of levels.

PRO 50 Points

Complete 15 or more levels under par in all three categories.

CHAMPION 100 Points

Complete all levels under par in all three categories.

EXECUTIONER 100 Points

Rate 100 or more user levels.

Freeway Fury 2

Medals Earned: 7/30 (45/360 points)

Jump 5 Points

Jump onto a moving vehicle!

Motorcycle 5 Points

Steal a motorcycle.

Oncoming 500 5 Points

Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.

Long Distance 10 Points

Barely make the jump to another vehicle.

Takedown 10 Points

Destroy a vehicle.

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Freeway Exit 5 Points

Take the freeway exit.

Police Car 5 Points

Steal a police car.

Close Escape 10 Points

Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.

Finish Line 1 10 Points

Reach the left-most finish line.

Finish Line 2 10 Points

Reach the second finish line.

Finish Line 3 10 Points

Reach the third finish line.

Finish Line 4 10 Points

Reach the fourth finish line.

Finish Line 5 10 Points

Reach the fifth finish line.

Finish Line 6 10 Points

Reach the sixth finish line.

Finish Line 7 10 Points

Reach the right-most finish line.

Jump x3 10 Points

Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.

Oncoming 1500 10 Points

Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.

Oncoming Exit 10 Points

Take the exit from the oncoming lane!

Speed Reversal 10 Points

Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.

Jump x6 25 Points

Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.

Oncoming 3000 25 Points

Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.

Jump x8 50 Points

Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.

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Gretel and Hansel

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/500 points)

Baby Steps 5 Points

Make Gretel walk for the first time.

Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points

Obtain the slingshot

Bitch Slap 10 Points

Shoot mom in the face

Honey Horror 10 Points

Get Bee Death

Sucked Dry 10 Points

Get Spider Death

Time is Running Out 10 Points

Get the clock

Electra Complex 25 Points

Get Dad Carriage Death

Gretel Unit 25 Points

Take 200 shots with the slingshot

Here is Mommy! 25 Points

Get Axe Death

Kain 25 Points

Kill Hansel

Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points

Get Rabbit Death

Pecking Order 25 Points

Get Crow Death

Pest Removal 25 Points

Trap the squirrel

The Flamer 25 Points

Get Fire Death

Clockspert 50 Points

Solve clock puzzle

Get Stoned 50 Points

Get all 10 stones

Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points

Drop all ten stones

Grimm Master 100 Points

Get all 10 deaths

Invisible Runner

Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/500 points)

SHISH KEBAB 10 Points

Lose a life on the stakes.

30,000 POINTS 25 Points

Achieve 30,000 points

EARLY DEATH 5 Points

Lose a life on the second level.

SPARKLING DEATH 10 Points

Die electrocuted

50,000 POINTS 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

GAME COMPLETED 50 Points

Finish all 25 levels

INVISIBILITY 50 Points

Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.

3 LIVES 100 Points

Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.

75,000 POINTS 100 Points

Achieve 75,000 points

INVISIBLE MEDAL 100 Points

Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game

Manhattan Project

Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/290 points)

Pump up the Volume 5 Points

Reach chaos for the first time

I came prepared. 25 Points

Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.

Einstein Approves 25 Points

Buy the Atomic Bomb

Hero-shima 25 Points

Purchase all of the store upgrades.

E=MCpwned 50 Points

Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier

You must be a relative... 50 Points

Save up $30,000 in earnings.

Teacher's Pet 100 Points

Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day

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Pico's School DX

Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/370 points)

Overkill 25 Points

When winning just isn't enough...

Save The Day 100 Points

Well aren't you a fucking hero?!

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Brutal 10 Points

You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.

Bruckheimer 50 Points

Make a big explosion!

Time Attack 50 Points

A new lap record!

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